omg-humor:
“This tree fell and pulled the whole lawn up with it
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alexander:

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(Source: twitter.com, via civilwhore)

dexfiles:

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

(via there-is-much-more)

aceofintroversion:

fluffyflareon:

ayellowbirds:

hoediac:

the-monochrome-jester:

glitterysquidily:

canidteeth:

waywardfangir1:

iwillregretthistommorrow:

pickled-watermelons:

cyanbabe:

sharky-sharks:

Why do you like sharks?

he walk

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Originally posted by pukakke

He cronch

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Originally posted by darkandlonelywaters

He roll

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Originally posted by sharkart-q-n-a

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

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Originally posted by viejospellejos

He gets tummy rubs

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Originally posted by huffpost

He get nose rub

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Originally posted by viejospellejos

He beauty

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Originally posted by ijustlovesharks

He dance

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Originally posted by actualjackzimmermann

She do a triple Lutz

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He slorp

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Originally posted by anoceanloverworld

This post is blessed

(via guy)

kelila:
“ rudescience:
“I am beginning to think boston dynamics is just fucking around at this point.
”
i mean… if you could make robots what would you do with them?
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conspiring-limabean:

squirrellygirlart:

jheselbraum:

feministism:

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You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

  • My last name is culturally important to me
  • His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it
  • I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it
  • I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage
  • I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference
  • I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement
  • I want my husband to take MY name

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

one of my high school literature teachers kept her last name so we were confused to find she was married to another teacher and she was like “his last name is Cummings” and we were like yea that’s reasonable

(via novellaqueen)

internetdumpsterfires:
“First discussion in my online college class…
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iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

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(via trillyjoel)

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